The only way I can watch a DVD on my laptop is to stream it over my network from my desktop using VLC.

I wish the car alarm outside my window would stop going off every 20 minutes.

$enabled = $disabled. That’ll work entirely as expected.

O2 charge £5 a month for a static IP. AAISP give out /27 address blocks (32 IP addresses) for free without asking questions. I rest my case.

Everyone making an API should provide sample code for PHP, ASP and LOLCode. Like MailChimp do.

The table we use to store orders in a database has a total of 119 columns. Many aren’t used.

How to fix a computer: http://twitgoo.com/1envpt

My laptop screen’s left hand side frame has snapped in half … again …

Back in the UK. Weather isn’t as nice here.

Someone just emailed me a random person’s student finance plans for some uni in the US. People really should check email addresses properly.