I should really finish screwing in my laptop hard drive. Keep thinking it’s about to fall out.

There should really be a statute of limitations for code. Anything bad you wrote over a year ago shouldn’t be held against you.

The list of things I’m meant to be doing today is increasing at quite an impressive rate.

Woo! fsck.ext4 seems to have fixed my broken SSD!

My computer only took two attempts at booting today to realise it has audio support! #ubuntu

“door”? I’m sure I typed “root”. #typo

You know you have too many SQL dumps on your desktop when you can’t find the one you’ve just made.

People sending unsolicited commercial email are annoying. It’s even worse when those people are “The Chartered Institute for IT”

I can’t help but feel like all I’m doing today is waiting for IE7 to load.

There’s nothing more fun than being DDoSed by Google, Bing, MSN, Yahoo!, and a few others.